Why did the chicken cross the road ?

A selection of imagined answers:

Primary School Teacher: "To get to the other side"

Plato: "For the greater good"

Aristotle: "It is in the nature of chickens to cross roads"

Einstein: "Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road moved beneath the chicken depends on your frame of reference"

Gordon Brown: "Under New Labour, 78% more chickens will cross 95% more roads than ever before."

Karl Marx: "It was a historical inevitability."

Bill Clinton: "Whether the chicken crossed the road depends what your definition of the word 'crossed' is."

Jamie Reed, MP for Copeland: "It is blatant hypocrisy for the tories to suggest that the chicken crossed the road, and I demand a debate with David Cameron about it."

Martin Luther King Jnr: "I have a dream, of a world where chickens will be able to cross roads without having their motives called into question."

Colonel Sanders: "I missed one?"

Comments

Anonymous said…
Jamie Reed, MP for Copeland: "It is blatant hypocrisy for the tories to suggest that the chicken crossed the road, and I demand a debate with David Cameron about it."
........i like it, he called me a racist and he won"t debate that with me, oh well, one day maybe Chris!

all the best Chris
bill.p
7:55 pm
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