Quote of the day 9th Sept 2013

"Truth is generally the best vindication against slander."

(Abraham Lincoln)

Comments

Jim said…
Joke of the Day (from a text message though i have cleaned it up a little to comply with the rules of this blog)

A young boy and his father are in a park. The boy swallows a 10p coin and begins to choke. Te father is frantically trying the father is frantically applying back slaps and Heimlich thrusts, but nothing is moving.

Just then a stranger in a suit calmly walks up, grabs the boy by the privates and squeezes hard. The boy yelps in pain and coughs up the coin. The stranger catches it in mid air and calmly walks away.

The father checks his son is ok, and sure enough he is making a fine recovery. The man runs after the stranger, catches him and says "thank you so much for what you did back there, you must be a doctor right?". The stranger says "No Sir, I am your tax inspector, and I will be back to see you at home for the rest on Tuesday"
Chris Whiteside said…
A good one for all HMRC employees with a sense of humour.

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