TODAY HAS BEEN CANCELLED
Conservative Campaign Centre has released a poster referring to the election which never was, but which might have been today. It reads
TODAY HAS BEEN CANCELLED
We're sorry to inform you that THE GENERAL ELECTION planned for today has been cancelled.
We apologise for the delay to the change Britain needs
The following services are affected
Abolition of Stamp Duty for nine out of ten first time buyers
Abolition of Inheritance tax for everyone except millionaires
Stopping NHS Cuts and the closure of District General Hospitals, A&E and Maternity
Teaching by ability and more discipline in schools
National Citizen Service for all school leavers
Taxing pollution, not families
Proper immigration controls and a new border police force
A vote on the European constitution
Ending the early release of prisoners
These services are now delayed until
THE ELECTION OF A CONSERVATIVE GOVERNMENT
Until then, for further announcements, visit www.Conservatives.com
TODAY HAS BEEN CANCELLED
We're sorry to inform you that THE GENERAL ELECTION planned for today has been cancelled.
We apologise for the delay to the change Britain needs
The following services are affected
Abolition of Stamp Duty for nine out of ten first time buyers
Abolition of Inheritance tax for everyone except millionaires
Stopping NHS Cuts and the closure of District General Hospitals, A&E and Maternity
Teaching by ability and more discipline in schools
National Citizen Service for all school leavers
Taxing pollution, not families
Proper immigration controls and a new border police force
A vote on the European constitution
Ending the early release of prisoners
These services are now delayed until
THE ELECTION OF A CONSERVATIVE GOVERNMENT
Until then, for further announcements, visit www.Conservatives.com
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