On the doorstep ...

Out canvassing and delivering last week, we called at a house on the edge of one of the many country villages in the constituency, which had an intimidating sign:

"Beware of the dogs: enter at your own risk"

With a "here goes" remark which approximated in tone to "Ave, Caesar, morituri te salutant," my colleague went up to the house concerned.

He came back chuckling: "Do you know what the dogs in that house are?"

They were Chihuahuas!

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Anonymous said…
ROFL