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“He that can have patience can have what he will.”   (  Benjamin Franklin  )

“There is something about losing your mother that is permanent and inexpressable - a wound that will never quite heal.” ( Susan Wiggs , ) "when you look at your mother, you are looking at the purest love you will ever know.”   ( Mitch Albom  ) "The natural state of motherhood is unselfishmess. When you become a mother you are no longer at the entre of yor own universe. YOu relinquih that position to your children." (Jessica Lange)

"What the First Minister is saying is he wants a divorce but to keep the joint bank account." (Scottish Labour leader Johann Lamont, referring to the SNP wanting Scotland to seek "Independence" from the rest of the UK but to keep the pound.)

Both Nick Clegg and Nigel Farage made some good points in the debate but both of them also rolled out a few ancient and discredited sayings which they should have known, and intelligent and open-minded observers do  know, to be at best highly misleading and at worst very unlikely. E.g. to argue that 3 million jobs would go if Britain left the EU you have to assume no trade with the remaining EU after we left, which seems most unlikely, while the "75% of our laws are made in Brussels" claim by Viviane Reding is not taken seriously by anyone except UKIP, although the House of Commons Library's briefing which gives that figure as 7%, quoted by Nick Clegg in the debate this week, only counts primary legislation and is therefore not the full picture. The truth is somewhere in the huge area between those two numbers. There is a good fact-check on the Open Europe blog, which pours highly-appropriate cold water on some of the wilder claims by both men, her...

Hanlon's razor, attributed in this form to Robert J Hanlon but similar to sayings attributed to many others including Napoleon, Jane West, Goethe, and Robert Henlein, is "Never   attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity" A slightly more nuanced version from Robert Henlein, sometimes known as Henlein's razor, is   "Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity, but don't rule out malice" Another similar comment, which is a comibation of the above and Clarke's law about technology and magic, is known as Gray's law: "Any sufficiently advanced incompetence is indistinguishalble from malice."

There were some interesting comments made by both leaders in the Clegg vs. Farage debate about whether Britain should be in the EU. The point howeer, where I thought Nigel Farage completely lost it was his preposterous attempt to blame the EU for what is happening in the Ukraine. The European Union gets many things wrong but the idea that the EU is in any meaningful sense responsible for the change in government in the Ukraine or for Russia's subsequent actions only makes sense in the looking-glass world of Russian propaganda - and now apparently also of UKIP propaganda. The EU tried to negotiate a trade agreement with the previous Ukranian government. Signing trade agreements is what the EU does and it's one of the things they are actually fairly good at, though I have some sympathy for those who urge counting your fingers after shaking hands on such negotiations. Such trade deals do not have to involve detatching the countries with which we agree to tr...

"Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool" (Anon, sometimes attributed to Robert Frost or Winston Churchill) Similarly Douglas Adams wrote in Mostly Harmless , "A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools."

I believe that the result of the 2015 General election is wide open and there is still everythimg to play for. The result could be a Labur government, a Conservative government, or a hung parliament. I was interested to read in the press the other day an opinion by one journalist, John Rentoul of the Independent, that shortly after the budget MPs from both sides told him they thought their party would lose the next election. The Labour MPs were depressed with Ed Miliband's, quote "disastrously bad" response to the budget (e.g. the fact that he failed to mention anything in it). The Conservative MPs were afraid they still had too much ground to make up. Meanwhile the front page of The Times this morning is dominated by an opinion survey suggesting that a big majority of all voters, and even a slim majority of LABOUR voters, do not see Ed Miliband as a potential Prime Minister. Mike Smithson at political betting reminds us that Margaret Thatcher's Conservatives...

This comment by John McTernan may be a "gaffe" in the sense of a politico accidentally saying what he actually thinks but it is also very revealing. I didn't make it quote of the day, because it should be a quote for the week, month, year and century. This is an perfect summary of what is wrong with the socialist mindset.

"Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine" (Anon)

The response of the Labour party, and some of Britain's establishment, to Gerge Osborne's pension reforms was incredibly revealing. There are two reasons why I think he was absolutely right to say that nobody should be forced to buy an annuity. The first is that, as the saying goes, one size does not fit all, and the fact that an annuity may well be the right choice for many people does not mean it should be imposed on everyone. The second is that denying people a choice was a guaranteed recipe for more bad deals being provided. If people have more choices to go elsewhere, there will be more incentive for those who provide annuities to offer a good deal or risk seeing their customers go elsewhere. Pensioners tend to be extremely careful with the money they have spent years saving. Comments from one or two Labour MPs and from some other "talking heads" about whether people could be trusted with their own money woud have been insulting and patronising even if they...

UK Inflation as measured by the Consumer Prices Index has fallen to 1.7% last month, which is a new four-year low, the fifth consecutive month that the rate of increase in prices had fallen, and the second consecutive month that inflation in Britain has been below the Bank of England's target that the CPI should not rise by more than 2% per annum.. Inflation as measured by the Retail Prices Index which used to be the main measure until the previous government switched to CPI a few years ago, also dropped, from 2.8% to 2.7%. This is further evidence that,although there is still a long way to go, the government's Long Term Economic Plan is starting to put Britain's economy and the country on the right track. To replace those policies in favour of those who would stop trying to reduce the deficit, spend more, and borrow more, would be an act of insanity and would betray the future

"A day without sunshine is like, well night." (Anon)

A very big thank-you to all those who have already sponsored me, or my son John, or both, in the 2014 Swimathon which was part of the Sport Relief weekend. I completed my 5,000 metre challenge (200 lengths of Copeland Swimming Pool in Hensingham) in one hour 55 minutes and forty seconds yesterday: my son John completed his 1,500 metre challenge (60 lengths) in exactly 55 minutes. The Swimathon Foundation selects a National Charity Partner to promote itself and its charitable activities in association with the Swimathon and to receive funds from members of the public, including those participating in the Swimathon, in support of its activities. The Swimathon has raised funds for a variety of nominated charities including Macmillan Cancer Support, NSPCC, The British Heart Foundation, The Prince’s Trust, and Marie Curie Cancer Care. For Swimathon 2014 the selected charity has been Comic Relief, raising funds through the Sport Relief campaign.   Comic Relief is spending t...

"You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you." (Anon)

"I learned that courage was not the absence of fear, but the triumph over it. The brave man is not he who does not feel afraid, but he who conquers that fear." (Nelson Mandela)

This weekend is Sport Relief weekend, and tomorrow (Sunday 23rd March) I shall be taking part in the Swimathon in aid of Sport Relief. I first took part in the Swimathon twenty years ago in 1994 so this will be the 21 st consecutive year I have swum the 5,000 metre challenge. My twelve-year old son John is joining me and taking part in the Swimathon for the second year: he will be swimming the 1,500 metre challenge.   The Swimathon is Britain’s largest charity swim, and gives people of very varied swimming abilities an opportunity to raise money for charity by swimming distances of up to 5,000 metres.  This year's Swimathon event is part of Sport Relief.   Swimathon and Sport relief will be raising funds to help vulnerable people both in Britain and in many other countries of the world who are particularly in need of help, from elderly people to children, from helping people to find jobs or cope with disabilities to medicines and other means of p...

"Some Labour MPs are rightly concerned that Mr Miliband slips to easily into class war rhetoric that blongs to another era and will leaave many aspirational voters thinking that Labour is not for them. "When responding to the budget Mr Miliband made his default "Tory Toff" speech. He had expected a "rabbit" on the cost of living or the 40p tax band and was unsure how to respond o the pensions revolution. "Mr Miliband shouldn't make a habit of trying to revive the class war. It is over."  (Andrew Grice, writing in the "i" and Independent today)

"Success is not final, failure is not fatal: it is the courage to continue that counts." (Winston Churchill)

Three quotes from yesterday in response to the budget: "The Budget will put wind in the sails of business investment, especially for manufacturers. This was a make-or-break budget, coming at a critical time in the recovery, and the chancellor has focused his firepower on areas that have the potential to lock in growth." (John Cridland, Director-General of the CBI) "There are a number of announcements in today's budget that will be music to the ears of the over-50s. Many older savers want to be able to save the whole ISA allowance in cash, and the reduced tax on savings income will be a huge boost to those who have saved and done the right thing. Trusting people with their money must be the right approach, but with greater longevity the biggest challenge is to make people's savings last a lifetime. Those saving for retirement and the financial services industry need to step up to the challenge to enable savers to achieve their retirement dreams....

I received 95 almost identical emails today from supporters of the Trade Justice Movement, each with the same 380Kilobyte attachment urging me to sign a pledge to support their agenda. I agree with some but not all their aims, of which more anon. I am quite sure that this was intended to show me how strongly they felt about the issue and not as a DOS attack. However, lobby groups need to think about the possible consequence of this kind of campaigning. My present email account can handle that amount of traffic. Not all that long ago getting 35 megs of email in a day would have crashed the typical email account. If the trend where lobby groups encourage their members and supporters to send hundreds of emails with big attachments to political candidates goes much further, it will start to have DOS effects even if that is not the intention. What will happen then is that instead of being able to publicise a personal email account, as we can do now, candidates will have to ...

When all the political heat and light over the budget has died down there are two things it is likely to be remembered for. The first is the increase of the personal allowance to £10,500 which lifts the threshold at which people start paying income tax and will thus free many low paid workers from having to pay income tax at all. This tax cut for the poor, and previous such increases in the threshold, demolishes the ridiculous Labour propaganda that only the rich have had tax cuts from the present government. But possibly even more significant in the long run are the measures to protect savers and especially those saving for their retirement. I'm already older than my father was when he retired, but still hope and expect that I won't be retiring for more than a decade providing I still have a job and my health. Admittedly, my father took early retirement on ill health grounds, although an awful lot of his contemporaries and near contemporaries also retired in the 19...

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"I can't budge it" - Denis Healey (while chancellor, on a BBC "Nationwide" humorous sketch) "I never could make out what those damn dots meant." - Randolph Churchill, while chancellor, referring to decimal points) "An economy hampered by restrictive tax rates will never produce enough revenue to balance our budget, just as it will never produce enough jobs or enough profits." - President John F Kennedy  

Godwin's law states that as a debate continues the probability of someone making a comparison with Hitler and the Nazis approaches unity. But in the case of what Russia is trying to do in the Crimea, I'm going to make that comparison right at the start. Of course, Putin's agents in Ukraine have already been justifying Russia's actions and condemning the interim Ukranian government by accusing them of being Nazis or Fascists and threatening Russian speaking residents of Ukraine, so I am not the first person to do so. Basically, Russia'a actions in using armed men to cut off part of the Ukraine, and then holding a referendum which did not offer a real choice to justify annexation, is straight out of the Nazi playbook as used when taking the Sudetenland from Czechoslovakia and later when claiming the Polish corridor. It is entirely possible that if the Ukraine had decided in a democratic manner to give the people of the Crimea a choice between the status quo, gre...

“To be trusted is a greater compliment than being loved.”   ( George MacDonald  )

Happy St Patrick's day to anyone reading this.

"In Ireland the inevitable never happens and the unexpected constantly occurs." (John Pentland Mahaffey) "The Irish gave the bagpipes to the Scots as a joke, but the Scots haven't seen the joke yet." (Oliver Herford) "The shamrock is a religious symbol. St. Patrick said the leaves represented the trinity: the Father, the Son and the Holy Spirit. That's why four leaf clovers are so lucky, you get a bonus Jesus." (Stephen Colbery)

"It's not so unusual to run out of someone else's currency." (Jeffrey Sachs)

"The value of a currency is ultimately what someone will give you for it: whether in food, juel, assets or labour" (James Surowiecki)