Wednesday, April 27, 2016

Spoof posts of the week, including "Doctor's strike results in Dalek victory ..."

Amusing comic spoofs of news reports this week include

Grim Reaper given final written warning

    (NewsThump say "a Divine Source" told them God is "incandescent with rage" with him)

They also balanced a story that

Obama told America would have been stronger and more influential in British Empire

    with

Brexit campaign tell countries they want to renegotiate with to mind their own business.


Meanwhile at the Daily Mash, stories include

Woodland Sprites demand the return of the changeling calling itself Michael Gove,

and

Nick Clegg publishes his nectar points statement.


The Evening Harold reports that

Ted Cruz and John Kasich have invited Donald Trump to a wedding at Walder Frey's castle.

But the best spoof news story this week has to be the NewsThump piece,

Doctors' strike results in Daleks conquering the universe from which my favourite lines include

"The industrial action led to unforeseen consequences after Davros escaped from The Crucible and destroyed all other life in the galaxy."

“I don’t think anyone could have predicted that Davros and his legions would escape and ravage every planet in an entire galactic cluster,” said Rassilon, Lord High President of Gallifrey.

“Just because he does it every single year like clockwork is no reason to suspect it might happen again.”

"It is reported some Doctors defied the strike with Colin Baker enduring shouts of ‘Scab’ and ‘Blackleg’ as he entered the Tardis to do his 4.3 million year shift, but he unsurprisingly failed to do anything useful."

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