Special Jezwedid tribute - Labour's next campaign song

On Friday MPs voted against assisted dying

On Saturday Labour proved that it doesn't need assistance.

Congratulations to Jeremy Corbyn on his election as leader of the Labour party.

And as a special tribute to the new Labour leader, here is a suggested Labour theme song which dates back to the last decade in which Labour tried to persuade the British public to vote for a strongly left-wing manifesto, and has suitably off-the wall policy suggestions which included

"Hold a chicken in the air
Stick a deckchair up your nose
Buy a jumbo jet
And then bury all your clothes
Paint your left knee green
Then extract your wisdom teeth
Form a string quartet
And pretend your name is Keith"

"Skin yourself alive
Learn to speak Arapahoe
Climb inside a dog ..."

"Eat a Renault Four with salami in your ears ..."

"Disembowel yourself with spears."



Comments

Jim said…
Hmmmm, think you are right that even the current labour party would not go so far as doing certain things to eskimos, or innocent
slow cookers for that matter.
Chris Whiteside said…
Exactly why I didn't quote the lines from the song which were, perhaps, a little over the top.

A joke is a joke, but I didn't want to give the impression of accusing Jeremy Corbyn of being in favour of the actions in the lines I left out.

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